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Austria
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(Milewski)
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A Bud-Tri, F Tri-Alb, A Vie-Tri
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England
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(Fetter)
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F Edi-Nwg, F Lon-Nth, A Lpl-Yor
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France
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(Evans)
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F Bre-Mid, A Mar-Gas, A Par-Pic
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Germany
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(Lurz)
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A Ber-Kie, F Kie-Den, A Mun-Bur
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Italy
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(Wiedemeyer)
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F Nap-Ion, A Rom-Ven, A Ven-Trl
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Russia
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(Reynolds)
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A Mos-Ukr, F Sev-Bla, F StP(sc)-Bot, A War-Gal
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Turkey
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(Denny)
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F Ank-Bla, A Con-Bul, A Smy-Con. |
News from the Board
| Aus-Tur: |
I agree that the first thing we should do is remove the white threat to our back door.
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| Lon-Ber: |
You take Holland and I'll take Belgium.
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| Fra-Eng: |
Ahoy there matey! Hope you didn't go into the Channel. That could change who is the first one eliminated from this game.
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| G-T: |
Now that you are a "sultan", you must keep up your appearance. This means no more parking your white pick-up on the front lawn, getting that sofa off of the porch, and picking up those Coors-light pounder cans left over from last month's barbecue.
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| G-T: |
Real European men carry purses.
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| G-E: |
Remember this is only a game... you're not really English. This means no driving drunk naked on your motorcycle, no rioting in the streets after a Man. U loss, and no carrying purses.
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| G-E,DM: |
All this talk about mushrooms is making me a bit nervous.
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| Hu-G: |
Just prepare all your own food, and you should be ok...
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| G-T: |
I imagine that you are in on this mushroom thing too.
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| G-DM: |
Why do the words "Bart Denny" always seem to bring out the nasty press in people?
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| Hu-G: |
Maybe you need a new dictionary. Mine shows 'Bart Denny' and 'black press' to be synonyms.
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| Italy-Turkey: |
Let's meet in Vienna and discuss our common enemy, the Great White Bear.
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| Russia-Austria & Turkey: |
Just extending my hands -- via army and fleet -- to greet you. Howdy, neighbors!
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| Russia-England: |
You can take Norway without challenge, but not with an army, please, or ahem! -- I will have to extend a couple of hands your way, too!
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| Denny-QR: |
Okay, I don't know about you people, but for the duration of this game I shall refer to Tom as "Colonel Bob" in honor of that lovely forest-clad mountain (4492 ft/1369m) by the shores of Lake Quinault.
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| Hu-Denny: |
May I refer you to the game notes?
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| Denny-Colonel Bob: |
Sorry, it is a natural fit!
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| Hu-Denny: |
Maybe so, maybe not. I like this furry fit better.
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| Denny-QR: |
Press experiment! I'm going to give you the first line of a joke/poem/story/whatever. I'll also pick someone who is to give us the next line and pick the next contributor. If you think it finished last time start a new one. Easy. Got it? Okay, Mr. Lurz, provide the next bit of, "A Man and a Duck walk into a bar. They each sit on a bar stool and the bartender says..."
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| Hu-Denny: |
I like it! Maybe it's time I send a sample ish to Don Williams!
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| Denny-QR: |
Let's try two, okay? Mr. Milewski! "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
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| Bart-Austria: |
If you're smart, you'll help me with the Russians. We could go places (not named in this family magazine).
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| GM-Bart: |
Thanks for keeping it clean.
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| Hu-GM: |
That's exactly what we need in this family 'zine: clean black press!
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| Bart-England: |
You take the high road (to France) and I'll take the low road (to France).
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| Hu-Bart: |
You're a literary type guy; I'd have expected you to offer England the low road...
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| Bart-France: |
I'm coming your way!
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| Bart-Germany: |
Don't bother coming to Vienna. But you take care of the Franks and the Rus, and I'll let you live a long time.
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| Bart-Italy: |
Let's meet in Vienna.
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| Bart-Russia: |
I hope you didn't go into the Black Sea. That'll make me mad. And you don't want to get me mad.
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| Hu-Russia: |
Heavens, no, you don't want to get Bart mad. He might play rationally for a change!
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